MAY NOT BE TRUE NEWS HEADLINES

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Popeye’s Customer Denied Side Of Spinach *** Obese Man Debating Whether To Lose Weight Or Grow Beard *** Man Hired By YouTube To Write ‘This Is When Music Didn’t Suck’ Every Video Before Year 2000 Targeted *** Mayor Bloomberg To Workers: ‘Refill Office Ice Trays’ *** All-Ice Bar Is ‘Fucking Cold’ Say Patrons *** ‘Politically Incorrect’ Man, 30, Really Just Asshole *** Music Experts: ‘No Difference’ Between Bad...

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MAY NOT BE TRUE NEWS HOLLYWOOD BRIEFS!

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Straight Poop From Our Entertainment News Drawers WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE! Black Friday shoppers in Santa Monica got more than they bargained for when they fought over a Justin Bieber doll that turned out to be the real thing. The frenzied Toys-R-Us customers were unaware that they were manhandling the actual singer, in town for a promotional holiday concert. Seven persons were arrested and one was critically injured by Bieber’s bodyguard,...

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MAY NOT BE TRUE NEWS Sports Column

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EVERY JOCK AND TITTER by Laney Langston, former Paralympics announcer and field hockey player Hello, Jocks and Sniffers! Your pal Laney here. I love my readers. I wish I could make out with each and every one of you. But not tonight, I have a headache. Yes, I’m talking about concussions. The NFL is lousy with them. And Commissioner Roger Goodell is doing nothing about it. Sure, he has made some cosmetic changes. I applaud moves to put extra...

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Eighth-Grader Comes Up With “Perfect” Band Name

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LA JOLLA, CA — Joshua Angel, an eighth-grader at Muirlands Middle School, believes he has the “perfect name” for his new rock band — but he’s having a hard time convincing his bandmates. “Our name is The Banned,” said Angel, 14, who sings and plays guitar.  “It’s spelled B-A-N-N-E-D.  It’s like it shows we’re dangerous, you know, but it also sounds like ‘the Band,’ like B-A-N-D.  It’s like a double...

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Egypt’s President Morsi Blasts West

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CAIRO — Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi chided the U.S. and Israel yesterday after the nation’s constituent assembly approved his draft constitution, consolidating his power. The move placed Egypt closer to sharia law and put the nation’s Christian minority under new scrutiny by the Muslim Brotherhood. Morsi issued a defiant statement to the West: “All you need is me. In the future, when all’s well, certain people I...

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