HOW TO SPEAK ‘POLITICIAN’

Posted by on Oct 29, 2013 in Articles | 0 comments

NOTE: This piece was published by the Huffington Post on October 28, 2013. So you want to learn how to speak “Politician.” Terrific! First, you’ll have to unlearn traditional English, with its emphasis on making rational thoughts clear through words. Instead, obfuscate with half-truths — or better yet, quarter- and eighth-truths. Express righteous indignation over minor matters. Practice your hyperbole. Disingenuously...

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A Speech For Sen. Ted Cruz

Posted by on Oct 26, 2013 in Articles | 0 comments

WHERE: Iowa GOP Reagan Dinner WHEN: Friday, Oct. 25, 2013 Thank you. It is an honor to join you tonight. First, a message for the media. Yes, I am running. I’m going to hit the hotel treadmill around 7 a.m tomorrow. Right after I watch Duck Dynasty. It is frankly a relief to escape Washington this time of the year. And I don’t mean because of the weather. You might have noticed that Congress’s approval ratings have fallen to a record...

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